Since I'm new here, the best way to break the ice is to tell jokes!!! Put your best (worst) dad jokes in this thread! I'll start: Where does a general keep his armies? Spoiler: Answer In his sleeves!
Didja hear about the farmer who went out into the pasture and counted 198 cows, but when he rounded them up he had 200
i've got this you can tell the gender of an ant by putting it in water Spoiler if it sinks : girl ant if it floats : boy ant you can tell if a train just went by Spoiler it left some tracks how much is a dead battery Spoiler no charge whats the best way to kill a circus Spoiler go for the juggler i dont trust going under trees Spoiler because theyre shady what do you call a mexican suffering from anxiety Spoiler hispanic i have a fear of speedbumps Spoiler but im slowly getting over them
boy ant buoyant here's mine. WHAT DO WE WANT? LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES! WHEN DO WE WANT THEM? NYEEOWWWWWWWWWW
What is a fish's favorite country? Spoiler Finland. How does a lion like his steak? Spoiler Medium Roar Why did the orange stop rolling? Spoiler IT RAN OUT OF JUICE
What do you call a cow with two legs? Spoiler: Answer Lean Beef What do you call a cow without legs? Spoiler: Answer Ground Beef
Alright here goes nothing. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Spoiler Aye matey What are cations afraid of? Spoiler Dogions These two aren't really dad jokes but I can't help myself: Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender walks up to him and says, “Would you care for a drink?” Descartes replied, “I think not.” and disappears. A magician was walking down the street and then he turned into a grocery store.