2 Truths 1 Lie

Discussion in 'Off Topic Discussion' started by Kaptain, Feb 20, 2016.

  1. Kaptain

    Kaptain New Member

    Starting a thread where people will post 2 truths, and a lie about themselves. Other's will guess on what the lie will be.

    Lets see if we can get more than 4 posts
     
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  2. Kaptain

    Kaptain New Member

    1. I got into a fistfight with my dad, and we became the best of friends ever since.
    2. I almost got hired to a gay bar by sending an applcation containing my: name, address, phone number, and a picture of my butt.
    3. I spend more time wonder which videogame I should play, instead of actually playing a video game.
     
  3. 1. I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence
    2. I'm a scaredy catblittle bitch
    3. I have a Uplay account.
     
  4. Kaptain

    Kaptain New Member

    I'm going with 1.

    Now if you said "I'm glad to have a Uplay account" 3 would be a dead give away
     
  5. Well to be honest number 3 is the lie, number one isn't legally recorded, as it's only evident on Serious TTT Vanilla.
     
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  6. Noctorious

    Noctorious Your Best Nightmare VIP Emerald

    1 This sentence is a lie.
    2 I'm an innocent.
    3 There is no cow level.
     
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  7. CorallocinB

    CorallocinB Animeme lord VIP Silver Emerald

    #2 is a lie.

    1. I hate my roommate.
    2. My brother is a pot smoker.
    3. I'm a 4.0 GPA college student, as a Chem Major.
     
  8. Mason

    Mason Banned VIP Silver

    #3 is a lie
     
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  9. Communion (1989) Putlockers HD Stream Eng Sub

    Communion (1989) Putlockers HD Stream Eng Sub i'm thinking i'm thinking VIP

    1: my mom is a witch
    2: my dad is train food
    3: im a cigarette
     
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  10. Mason

    Mason Banned VIP Silver

    2 is false
     
  11. Communion (1989) Putlockers HD Stream Eng Sub

    Communion (1989) Putlockers HD Stream Eng Sub i'm thinking i'm thinking VIP

    wrong, #1 is false. She's actually a "Wiccan"
    nice try tho
     
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  12. CorallocinB

    CorallocinB Animeme lord VIP Silver Emerald

    I wish I could say you're wrong.

    1. I played Runescape back in 2007
    2. I played Toontown back in 2007
    3. I was not a 4.0 GPA student back in 2007
     
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  13. Fluffy

    Fluffy Banned

    Im Not Fluffy
    Im A Cat
    Im A Dog
     
  14. kynwall

    kynwall "Painting Roses" VIP

    This looks like it can be interesting:
    1. I'm missing my pinky-toe on my right foot due to a fishing incident.
    2. I've 2nd/3rd degree burns on my right-side shoulder-blade.
    3. I have scars on the inside of both of my thighs from falling down a tree.
     
  15. Its the 3rd one thats a lie
     
  16. Silent Rebel

    Silent Rebel Lead Shitposter VIP

    2nd one is a lie. It's the only one that you didn't even bother explaining.
     
  17. kynwall

    kynwall "Painting Roses" VIP

    1. Is a lie
    2. Yepp, I have 2nd/3rd degree burns there for reasons.
    3. There was a barbed-wire fence at the bottom of the tree, ended up landing on that and it caught the inside of my thighs and now I have scars there.
     
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  18. kynwall

    kynwall "Painting Roses" VIP

    It was a ruse!
     
  19. Mason

    Mason Banned VIP Silver

    1. Spaghetti is my favorite food but if I eat it I'll feel like I'm gonna die
    2. There is a picture of me somewhere in a dress on the Internet with a finger getting shoved up my ass
    3. I've met dj Khaled and got a picture with him
     
  20. kynwall

    kynwall "Painting Roses" VIP

    Imma guess the first one because yes.