CSGO n00bl0rd

Discussion in 'Gaming' started by zomborg, Aug 3, 2015.

  1. zomborg

    zomborg "She's like a little Satan." - CDriscoll 2015 VIP

    I've been interested in learning how to play CSGO for a while now, but a lot of the people I know already are very highly ranked and don't want to play with someone new. I have maybe 4 or 5 matches won altogether, not really even sure what that means.. However, I am not ranked at all. If anyone has a smurf they would like to use or just want to pub stomp some scrubs, let me know. I would rather play in a lobby of people I know than a bunch of strangers that get mad that I suck. If you guys want to play, hit me up either here or on steam.

    Thanks!
     
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  2. ZaneLoehr (Masochist Ver.)

    ZaneLoehr (Masochist Ver.) Warehouse 13 Next Generation VIP

    Was Gold Nova 1 deranked to SEM a couple days ago. That low enough? :p Depending on the timing can even have @CDriscoll play with you.
     
  3. zomborg

    zomborg "She's like a little Satan." - CDriscoll 2015 VIP

    Honestly I am 100% unranked. I don't care if other people are, lol.
     
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  4. CDriscoll

    CDriscoll Lemme advise you VIP Bronze

    Hell yeah, I'd love to play. Just hit me up on Steam whenever.
     
  5. Noctorious

    Noctorious Your Best Nightmare VIP Emerald

    I've been meaning to build a smurf as I have another friend who just started playing. Hit me up and I might be free
     
  6. Brahma

    Brahma Homecoming. VIP Silver

    My alt could use 6 more wins to get ranked (Main account is perma banned) I would love to help.
     
  7. Alpha Wolfy

    Alpha Wolfy Nocturnal VIP

    Unranked as well and only corporal rank 5. Hit me up on steam whenever you need someone.
     
  8. zomborg

    zomborg "She's like a little Satan." - CDriscoll 2015 VIP

    I'm going to be playing Hunger Games mod for CSGO tonight and you're all invited. I will let you know on steam what time is show time. Hope to see you guys then. :3
     
  9. Asty

    Asty Gotta live life VIP

    I would love to come play tonight! Better let me know when its happening puddles!
     
  10. Red

    Red Harbinger of Arceus VIP

    I would love to play, only problem is ping-wise. If you wanna play anything not-comp, hit me up!
     
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  11. Bot

    Bot aimbot 4ever <3 VIP Bronze

    I would love to play tonight! :D
    I'm rank 1
     
  12. zomborg

    zomborg "She's like a little Satan." - CDriscoll 2015 VIP

    Everyone interested in Hunger Games tonight, game time is at MIDNIGHT CST AKA in about 1.5 hours.

    Poke me on Teamspeak if you are interested in playing when I start a channel around that time.

    Keep in mind there are going to be individuals streaming so there needs to be CONSIDERABLE thought into what you say just to be polite to the streamers.
     
  13. Mason

    Mason Banned VIP Silver

    @Noctorious once tapped someone with an awp by teamkilling evanj with a shot to the head, if that isnt skill i dont know what is
    @ZaneLoehr is the worst player ive seen play this game, but also the best
     
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  14. Espurr

    Espurr #AlwaysStabEspurr Administrator VIP

    I've had some moments with Derp and the other scrubs. Just let me know when after this week.
     
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  15. Carned

    Carned ✘o ✘o VIP Silver Emerald

    Not to Hijack but if anyone wants to help me get good pls help
     
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  16. zomborg

    zomborg "She's like a little Satan." - CDriscoll 2015 VIP

    So I have started playing competitive after reaching rank 3 last night. I have found that the PP Bizon is bae and I'm actually really not that bad. We won my first competitive match and lost the 2nd, but I was top frag with a group of MG1's. Pretty proud of myself :)
     
  17. ZaneLoehr (Masochist Ver.)

    ZaneLoehr (Masochist Ver.) Warehouse 13 Next Generation VIP

    Congrats on your first win! You got to rank 3 fast though. If you're going up against armored opponents don't get the bizon it doesn't do much damage against them, unless you headshot.

    Then again if you're top fragging with MG's you'll be more than finelol Best of luck on your first 10 wins.
     
  18. Husky

    Husky Euthanasia VIP Silver

  19. kynwall

    kynwall "Painting Roses" VIP

    2 pro 4 me
     
  20. Carned

    Carned ✘o ✘o VIP Silver Emerald

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    My first comp game went..okay i guess :p (This has become the CSGO noob thread)
     
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