Eric

If Half Life 3 costs 1000£. I'd still buy it, no matter what!
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I was only 10 years old,
I loved Half life so much.
I pray to Gaben every night before bed, thanking him for the adventures of Gordon freeman I've been given.
"Gordon is love" I say. "Gordon is life".
My dad hears me and calls me a fa*got.
I knew he was jealous of my devotion for Gordon Freeman.
I called him a cu*t.
He slaps me and sends me to go sleep.
I'm crying now, my face hurts.
I lay in bed and it's really cold.
A warmth is moving towards me.
I feel something touch me.
It's Gordon Freeman.
I am so happy.
He whispers to my ear, "Little Eric, HL3 is real".
He grabs me with his powerful and warm hands and puts me on my hands and knees.
I'm ready.
I spread my A*s cheeks for Gordon.
He shoves the copy up my a*se and penetrates it.
It hurts so much, but I'll do it for Gordon.
I can feel my Bottom play the game as my eyes start to water.
I push against his force.
I want to please Gordon.
He stares at the ceiling.
My dad walks in.
Gordon looks at him straight in the eye and stares.
Gordon crowbars my window and jumps out.
Gordon is love, Gordon is life.

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Beware of drunk Eric!